the B White cabal,

on the surface, everything seems innocuous and unpremeditated, just a sequence of events that was decided simply by fate, or more accurately put, by the number of voters. So it seems.

as followers of season 7 of the tv hit series, american idol might know, the most recent contestant ousted eliminated en route the vicious clambering to the top is, you guessed it, brooke white. okay i may be a tad dramatic here, maybe i will stop, and maybe i would not, but the true reason behind her dismissal would more than justify the elaborate buildup.

and you heard it here first on itstourettesnotbeer.

the break down of her name would come into scrutiny here. for i do believe its the crux behind the whole conspiracy, the very key that will unlock the very doors concealing the truth from our eyes. granted, some might argue that is actually the spectacles, but i am referring not to a physical object but rather..

alright, according to the laws of alliteration and carefully studying the initials of this unfortunate reject's name, this is what we get. Brooke White, B W, Bb Ww, Black White.

by a series of simple sound manifestations and a little bit of lucid imagination( more emphasis on this ingredient) we derive something startling. Remember her audition, where she challenged Simon to bring her to the dark side whilst appearing all so pure and white?

well, in all fairness, white was indeed part of her name, but so is its complementary color. But what does all these mean? drawing parallels from the other great conspiracy that has stumped mankind since it was proposed, the 1 + 1 theory might just prove a revelation.

black, white, 1 plus 1... white, black, 1 + 1... the similarity amongst these is that they are Simple.
Simplicity should not be overlooked. in fact, its arguably the most powerful amongst all forces of nature. Everything was designed simple, the earth, the living creatures and even the laws governing us; it was evolution that changed it all. we evolved, got smarter and starting building things etc. But the basis, the very foundation all is build on is, without a shadow of a doubt, Simplicity.

but even in simplicity lies complication, which is ultimately why the 1 + 1 theory has fooled us all and withstood the test of time. its not until we fully understand what simple is can we understand more. What we do know, however, is how to use it. When paula committed that major gaffe(She complained that Jason's second song left her feeling "empty," but then again, how could she feel anything BUT empty if she hasn't seen the performance yet? - unspecified source), what better way to neutralize it and draw suspicion and contempt away by harvesting simplicity in the form of brooke. this is in itself a very complex method of simplification, but i cannot divulge its origins, unfortunately.

black white, black in 5 letter proportions, white in a similar measurement, it was the epitomy of balance. Balance is what we all try to achieve in any aspect of our life, so theres no telling how far brooke would have gone had she not been the scape goat that salvages the whole american idol fallacy.

in her own right, shes a winner already.

and in my own right, this whole post was simple and solely to prove a simple point. whatever bullshit mario can spew, i can do it better. ah well not something i'm particular proud of but i'll live with it.

-jon out