Guess who's back?

And now moving on from lame quotes from Eminem songs. Yes I'm finally blogging again (after an epic 6 month+ battle of hiding from and putting off Mr. Jonbankai).

So what to talk about? I have no idea. I can talk about some weird stuff that no one will see anyway, besides the one person repeatedly changing his name and spamming the chatbox. (Although I can see even he has given up trying to.)

So here I am, wasting my time trying to find something to write about. Great, what have I done to deserve this cruel, cruel fate? I can talk about my driver's license, but what do I talk about it besides me rarely even having to use it?

Maybe I'll just complain about Malaysian drivers? (Disclaimer: I'm not talking about every last Malaysia driver, there are some good ones that are nice and all but they're in the distinct minority.)

First of all, CAN WE NOT FOLLOW THE SPEED LIMIT FOR ONCE? I swear those idiots on the highway that zoom in and out between lanes at 160kph, yea, hate them. I really wish one of those fuckers would do that in front of me one more time, I'll take one of them out with me, the fucktards. You're not in a race, idiots and you're not at Sepang.

Second of all, YOUR CAR HAS FUCKING LEFT AND RIGHT SIGNALS. I hate people that suddenly change lanes to the left or right and nearly cause an accident. It is shit. The only time you don't use the signals is when you're the only fucking person on the road, if you're not, USE THEM!

And lastly, the lorries/trucks on the road. The singular most annoying things that pisses me off on the road. Lorries going on the fast lane when they're crawling at a speed barely even considered respectable for a 600kg guy running a marathon.

Sigh, whatever, that made me feel a lot better now.